“Do she got the booty?” I asked the waitress.
“No, I’m afraid we’re fresh out of booty tonight,” she replies.
“Awh. Shame, really,” I said looking back down at the menu. “I guess I’ll settle for the chicken instead.”
The chicken nugger
if ellen was president of the world there would be no wars only dancing
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my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her
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