Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.

thedeepestcircleofhell:

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him. 

(Source: illshowyoumadness, via straxwho)

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

(via vuh-sachee)

analparade:

RAINBOW LONG LOW
dessiedoesart:

Hummingbird Skeletons 
8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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(Source: glial, via fuckthereeaper)

go away anxiety, 
lecherouswhims:

- D
Butts