when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- the kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
(Source: joesphjonas, via straxwho)
If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me
(via undisclosed-truth)
she wants the D
her teachers are concerned
why doesn’t she want the A
How to look good naked:
1) get naked
2) say “damn I look good”
(Source: coffee-and-yoga, via sniffandthegiantpeach)
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
(via caswah)
